What I'm Really Learning From College

Dear Fat Ass,

I can see how you thought you were entitled to my wallet the other night, being that you worked really hard for all my money and credit cards in it, but I am inclined to disagree with your logic. Also, you are really fat, and fat people like you don't deserve money because you clearly have too much of it already and are spending on food. Fattie. Oh and kudos on knocking me down from the back and beating me, and then quickly running away in your car, it's really quite a testament to what a big brave man you are. So anyway, in summation, enjoy all the tacos and cheeseburgers you'll be buying with my hard earned cash, cockgobbler, and may your penis quickly implode or fall off from lack of circulation due to your fat fucking ass.

Imagining your face every time I urinate,

Corey