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Wednesday, August 04, 2004 

Derpa Derpa Job

Well August 5th and I'm finally employed, way to drag your ass, MicroCenter.

Also, the rumor is that we boys might be moving into our house a little early. I can not confirm or deny these reports, but regardless, expect a party the first week or so that we're there..

I'm really not in the mood for any wit today, my grandma just totally fucked up another shirt of mine by bleaching it. Apparently she thinks anything with a hint of white has to be bleached so the one tiny spot can be nice and the rest of my shirts can look like a toddler washed my clothes...I don't even ask her to wash my stuff she just does it...AHHHH!

Here are some random thoughts and advice I've picked up over the last month:
1. Hellboy sucks monkey ass
2. To turn off the water main in your house, turn to the left, not the right
3. George Foreman is the smartest inventor of this or any generation. That includes Edison.
4. I totally knew that guy in Utah killed his wife. Maybe Channel 4 News won't treat me so curtly next time I call with a pyschic prediction.
5. If you dress up your pet in clothes, there is a special place in hell reserved just for you.

Spring Out. (Ryan Secrest sucks monkey ass, too)

Corey "Which in German means whales vagina" Spring

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  • I'm C.W. Spring
  • From Columbus, Ohio, United States
  • I'm a senior at Ohio State in Interactive Communications. I used to want to work in broadcasting right out of college, however, I've recently decided to throw that life plan on the backburner and focus on the greatest ambition I listed in my high school yearbook: "To change the world for the better." Broadcasting can wait for me.
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