Vaya Con Dios, Phone
To the tune of Ode to My Car by Adam Sandler
Piece of shit phone
I got a piece of shit phone
That fuckin’ pile of shit
Never stays on very long
My phone's a big piece of shit
’cause the camera is fucking shot
And my screen is fucking broken
It stays on and gets so hot
(it’s a piece of shit)
I can’t keep it turned on
’cause the battery's got a big fucking’ crack
And the speakerphone sucks real bad
’cause I spilled water from my CamelBack
(it’s a piece of shit)
Oh fuck you phone.
Oh I forgot to mention, this is going in the fireplace when it gets cold again.
Posted by
C.W. Spring |
3:25 PM