What I'm Really Learning From College

You know what's great about America? You know why other countries can't stand Americans? Same answer - our staggering excess in everything. Take our use of energy for example - America constitutes 5% of the world population, but 24% of the world's energy. I'm told that this equates to one American using as much energy as 370 Ethiopians. Haha! Suck on that Ethiopia! If we need to be doing anything right now, it's beating Ethiopians at everything.

Ahh but we are much, much more gluttonous with our food. Yes, our sweet, sweet food. The Polish have their sausage, the Belgiums have their chocolate, France has sissy ass frog legs, and we have the rest. We're the birthplace of the Big Mac, bitch.

Think I'm exaggerating? Check this shite out.


Yes, someone actually made, and ate this sandwich. Guess what - All-American, baby. A sandwich that at the very sight would cause "Jesus himself to break down in an explosive torrent of tears and fury. "

Everything in the sandwich, with the exception of some of the veggies, cheese, and condiments was fried; either pan-fried in gratuitous amounts of butter, bacon fat, and garlic salt, or plunged into a deep fat fryer. Mostly both.

Here's a breakdown of the ingredients and calories (oh by the way, it's a 30,000 calorie sandwich, too).

Food	Calories
Fried Mushrooms – 15	450
Bacon – 14 pieces	990
Onion rings – 18	1140
Ground Beef – 1/4 lb.	293
Corndogs – 2	540
Swiss Cheese – 4 slices	425
Provolone Cheese – 4 slices	397
Cheddar Cheese – 4 slices	455
Sliced Ham – 1/4 lb.	184
Sliced Turkey – 1/4 lb.	181
Pastrami – 1/4 lb.	394
Sliced Roast Beef – 1/4 lb.	200
Bratwurst – 1	510
Braunschweiger – 1/4 lb.	580
Wheat Bread – 1 lb.	1030
Lettuce – 1/2 head	25
Feta Cheese – 4 oz.	350
Italian Salad Dressing – 6 oz.	480
Oregeno – 50 grams	438
Salt & Pepper – 50 grams	0
Butter – 1/2 lb.	1600
Parmesan Cheese – 100 grams	465
Canola Oil – 154 Tbsp.	18,432
Total	29,559

Another fun fact - it took 15 hours to eat.

So there you have it, just one example of our country's total disregard for health, animals, resources and starving countries. What are we to do then, if by nature, we are a country steeped in at least several of the 7 deadly sins? How doest one turn the tide.

The answer is, I don't care.

I live in a great country, a country where I can walk right around the corner, buy a large pizza, and automatically get 2 for free, every time -- so screw France and their sissy ass frog legs.

(And this again, is why foreign people hate us)